NINJA BORG

NINJA BORG is a living, breathing s**tpost of awesome. It is the blackout drunk of beer-and-pretzel games. It is not historical or accurate by any means—much more ’80s B-movie ninja—fully embracing the "rules-lite" and “rule of cool” ethos. 

This will not be the game to find crunch. It will be the game to make beer squirt out of your friends' noses for three hours from laughing too hard, though. And by, beer we mean Everclear.

Utilizes a custom and intuitive roll under system. 132 pages of ridiculous ninja action. Available in print Fall 2025. Solo rules available.

What we put inside...
Quick and easy rules for creating and playing your ninja so you can immediately start stabbing and chopping heads

d20 tables of
• Badass ninja weapons like swords, laser bo staffs, and tigers
• Sweet ninja swag like smoke bombs, motorcycles, and taco platters
• Mystical ninja powers that let you fly, make your enemies crap their pants, and summon swarms of ghost ninjas

Even more tables for
• Ninja names—over 2 billion of them, as a matter of fact
• Ninja backstories—more than 94 trillion possibilities, because every ninja is unique like a snowflake
• Ninja catchphrases so you’ll never be at a loss for a witty one-liner right before you rip someone’s heart out through their face
• Ninja missions with over 100 septillion (1.66433875034112e+26) potential missions, ensuring no ninja will ever be bored

Douchebag enemies like bears, mullet cowboys, and Space Dracula
Awesome allies like hot babes, hippos, and T-rexes
A conversion guide so you can make all your Borg content even better by playing as ninjas
A gonzo introductory mission: O Ninja! My Ninja! Destroy All Ninjas: All-Out-Attack Ninja Termination Apocalypse of Final Ninja Doom